What the...?

Well the other day I was searching for little kid songs to sing to my children and came across a rather gross song made for young children called yellow bird. Here it is:

a yellow bird with a yellow bill was sitting on my window sill.
a yellow bird with a yellow bill was sitting on my (clap) window sill.
I coaxed him in with a piece of bread and then i smashed his little head.
I coaxed him in with a piece of bread and then i smashed his (clap) little head.

a little puppy with little paws was sitting on my table saw.
a little puppy with little paws was sitting on my (clap) table saw.
I picked him up like a piece of meat and then i cut off all his feet.
I picked him up like a piece of meat and then i cut off (clap) all his feet.

a little kitty a little cat was sitting on my welcome mat.
a little kitty a little cat was sitting on my (calp) welcome mat.
I picked her up and made her pur and then i pulled out all her fur.
I picked her up and made her pur and then i pulled out (clap) all her fur.

1. who would sing this to their child and 2. who would even think to sing this let alone write it?

Don't Tread on Me

well... I keep meaning to post once a week but then life gets crazy... between school, husband and kids I sometimes do not know where I get the time to take care of the house. Well, school is done tomorow so I should be able to start posting again... maybe think of some good poems. I love writing poems. Have any ideas for a good poem let me know. Always looking for ideas.